Friday, February 3, 2012

Does anyone know what a wood stretcher is?

I started to work in this furniture factory. Well in the machine shop someone on the table saw cut a piece an inch short. The foreman send me out into the plant to find a wood strecher. I heard a lot of laughing going on but no one seem to know who used it last or where it is. The foreman say to keep looking for the wood stretcher. What should I do. I'm new at this and I don't want to mess up. I need this job.

Does anyone know what a wood stretcher is?
We never had to hide ours because it always got stolen after each use, it was such an amazing piece.

So, we had to send the youngest worker to all the hardware stores in town to find it.

They are so popular, that most stores were out and by the end of the day one came back emptyhanded with a hangdog look, not sure about the job tomorrow.

But we came back, and lo there was the boss with that stretcher, and you know, it looked nothing like you was told, but you were now part of the team and advanced to the next assignment.

Today this would be harrasment and people's heads would roll, such a shame.
Reply:I hope your joking

In case your not don't go looking around any piles of sawdust there is no such thing
Reply:They are laughing at you because they always hide it in the big pile of sawdust. You will have to dig it out and that means you will get sawdust all over you and you will look funny. That is why they laugh.

The wood strecher is about 3 ft long and 10inches wide and is made of metal. (just so you know what you are looking for)


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